Courtesy ChatGPT


A UTXO, Public Key, and Transaction walk into a bar.

The barman looks at UTXO and says, "I see you’re unspent! What will it be?" UTXO replies, "Just water for me; I need to stay unspent till I'm used in a transaction."

Then he turns to Public Key and says, "What about you? You seem open to anything!" Public Key smirks, "Just a soft drink. I have to stay public, and alcohol might encrypt me!"

Finally, he faces Transaction and says, "And for you, sir?" Transaction replies, "I’ll have whatever these two are having, after all, I depend on them to be validated!"

The trio enjoys a night of cryptographic humor, much to the confusion of the other patrons.